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carnivore 05-03-2017 09:32 PM

How to approach female of interest at the gym?
 
Sweet heavenly blessed beauty who works at the gym has been smiling at me for the past two months or so. Well I've been strategically ignoring her in order to build up some mystery. I feel that the time is right. Today I made some small talk with her. I plan on asking her name next time. She seems to dig my beard.

However, she has also seen me wearing compression pants with my penis showing through (great for squats, not so much for picking up ladies). Also once I came to the gym with a bandaid full of ointment on top of a pimple (had forgotten to remove it) and she definitely saw it. I'm afraid that this has ruined the suspense I tried so hard to build.

Any advice?

unthinkable 05-03-2017 11:23 PM

Re: How to approach female of interest at the gym?
 
Own up to it and listen to the song that's essentially a chick magnet.

PapiChulo 05-04-2017 12:34 AM

Re: How to approach female of interest at the gym?
 
pix of said girl..

Laterlater 05-04-2017 08:47 AM

Re: How to approach female of interest at the gym?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by carnivore (Post 613108)
Sweet heavenly blessed beauty who works at the gym has been smiling at me for the past two months or so. Well I've been strategically ignoring her in order to build up some mystery. I feel that the time is right. Today I made some small talk with her. I plan on asking her name next time. She seems to dig my beard.


Hahaha. In an mordant way, your post are now the only thing worth reading any more on these forums. Too many folks just to eager to be 'chill' in their dogmatic optimism. I prefer to deal with facts.

I advocate the direct approach. No faffing-about. Just read the mood during the conversation, and ask her if she would like to join you to [filling in the blank: concert, play, movie] that you were planning on going to. The whole planning thing, of course, needn't be true, but that matters little.

Kawi-ZX6R 05-04-2017 08:51 AM

Re: How to approach female of interest at the gym?
 
Show her your meme collection. Works every time.

Jsonkim88 05-04-2017 05:50 PM

Re: How to approach female of interest at the gym?
 
Probably smiling at you to sign up for personal training classes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by carnivore (Post 613108)
Sweet heavenly blessed beauty who works at the gym has been smiling at me for the past two months or so. Well I've been strategically ignoring her in order to build up some mystery. I feel that the time is right. Today I made some small talk with her. I plan on asking her name next time. She seems to dig my beard.

However, she has also seen me wearing compression pants with my penis showing through (great for squats, not so much for picking up ladies). Also once I came to the gym with a bandaid full of ointment on top of a pimple (had forgotten to remove it) and she definitely saw it. I'm afraid that this has ruined the suspense I tried so hard to build.

Any advice?


carnivore 05-05-2017 05:13 PM

Re: How to approach female of interest at the gym?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jsonkim88 (Post 613166)
Probably smiling at you to sign up for personal training classes.

Oh no, I'm a highly respected Olympic weightlifter at that gym. She knows that.

carnivore 05-07-2017 08:22 PM

Re: How to approach female of interest at the gym?
 
We walked out of the gym together today, I held the door for her. She said, "cool bike", to which I replied, "thanks; good night".

Kawi-ZX6R 05-07-2017 08:56 PM

Re: How to approach female of interest at the gym?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by carnivore (Post 613297)
We walked out of the gym together today, I held the door for her. She said, "cool bike", to which I replied, "thanks; good night".

Why Didn't you ask her if she wanted to go for a ride?

carnivore 05-08-2017 12:14 PM

Re: How to approach female of interest at the gym?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kawi-ZX6R (Post 613303)
Why Didn't you ask her if she wanted to go for a ride?

Too shy.

tf2legend 05-08-2017 09:40 PM

Re: How to approach female of interest at the gym?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kawi-ZX6R (Post 613303)
Why Didn't you ask her if she wanted to go for a ride?

Like shes going to say yes after hes only said a total of 3 words to her

jonathan150 05-12-2017 05:18 PM

Re: How to approach female of interest at the gym?
 
lolz next time opem the door and grab her ass.. and be like i am sorry i didn't meant to.. or did I ;)... i have never approached a girl in my life... I usually let them approach me.. i know i have probably missed on so many because of that mind set. but i can't complain so far

legendver2 05-13-2017 12:58 AM

Re: How to approach female of interest at the gym?
 
Just grab her by the pussy, works for our president :D

P.S. please don't

carnivore 05-14-2017 01:46 PM

Re: How to approach female of interest at the gym?
 
Mission aborted

I made the mistake of trimming my beard too short now I feel like half the man I used to be

Resorting to online dating for now

In a few weeks time I'll have my mane back

grayson 05-15-2017 03:26 AM

Re: How to approach female of interest at the gym?
 
Try Josh Paler Lin's method. No one gives him phone number until he decided to bring his cute dog along.
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Jsonkim88 05-15-2017 06:31 PM

Re: How to approach female of interest at the gym?
 
I can't grow a beard.... will never be able to in my entire life time.

Quote:

Originally Posted by carnivore (Post 613626)
Mission aborted

I made the mistake of trimming my beard too short now I feel like half the man I used to be

Resorting to online dating for now

In a few weeks time I'll have my mane back


carnivore 05-16-2017 10:13 AM

Re: How to approach female of interest at the gym?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jsonkim88 (Post 613705)
I can't grow a beard.... will never be able to in my entire life time.

Json...kim...88

You're Korean

Sorry papi you don't have the genes

ArcFlash 05-16-2017 01:37 PM

Re: How to approach female of interest at the gym?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by carnivore (Post 613734)
Json...kim...88

You're Korean

Sorry papi you don't have the genes

Dude I miss your old avatar.

unthinkable 05-16-2017 06:27 PM

Re: How to approach female of interest at the gym?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ArcFlash (Post 613741)
Dude I miss your old avatar.

I'm Chyno

ArcFlash 05-17-2017 06:20 AM

Re: How to approach female of interest at the gym?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by unthinkable (Post 613758)
I'm Chyno

I'm pianos slave.

carnivore 01-10-2019 10:01 PM

Re: How to approach female of interest at the gym?
 
Bump, different girl, but still looking for advice

BestBefore1984 01-10-2019 10:14 PM

Re: How to approach female of interest at the gym?
 
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Originally Posted by carnivore (Post 727109)
Bump, different girl, but still looking for advice

Give us some background on the new girl.

DogJuiceMan 01-10-2019 11:30 PM

Re: How to approach female of interest at the gym?
 
bump. Interested in tactics. Have prey but too shy to hook line with good bait.

jorgeag92 01-11-2019 03:35 AM

Re: How to approach female of interest at the gym?
 
Just ask her out bruh. Walk up to her, eye of the tiger, tell her she looks like a girl you would like to get to know and get a phone number

DogJuiceMan 01-11-2019 10:27 AM

Re: How to approach female of interest at the gym?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jorgeag92 (Post 727165)
Just ask her out bruh. Walk up to her, eye of the tiger, tell her she looks like a girl you would like to get to know and get a phone number

How do I overcome being shy.

Lambo Mercy 01-11-2019 12:08 PM

Re: How to approach female of interest at the gym?
 
Start counting your reps out loud but start counting around 70 or so whenever she walks by

jorgeag92 01-11-2019 12:47 PM

Re: How to approach female of interest at the gym?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DogJuiceMan (Post 727186)
How do I overcome being shy.

Why are you shy mayne? Girls are just as if not more insecure than you. As soon as you start talking to her she will probably be more worried of you smelling her sweat than anything else. She might just give you her number so you will walk away lol

BestBefore1984 01-11-2019 01:06 PM

Re: How to approach female of interest at the gym?
 
You need to tell her that although you don't know her yet - yet being the keyword here, you are in love with her and you are 100% confident that it's not lust, you're establishing your confidence here, women love that.

Follow up and tell her to prove it, you would like to take her to the most expensive restaurant in San Diego.

If I recall, she works at the gym. Make sure that anytime another man is talking to her, you shoulder your way into the conversation as a way to demonstrate dominance.

Bonus Tip: Tell her she walks funny.

Good luck.

Beyonder 02-09-2019 12:35 AM

Re: How to approach female of interest at the gym?
 
How do you guys ask girl home after first date?

JayR9 02-09-2019 11:39 AM

Re: How to approach female of interest at the gym?
 
how do you ask if she like anal the first date?

carnivore 02-09-2019 05:54 PM

Re: How to approach female of interest at the gym?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by JayR9 (Post 732619)
how do you ask if she like anal the first date?

Tell her you like it in your ass and read her reaction


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