Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie Here I am at a famous school I'm dressin' sharp and I'm actin' cool I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper Let her do all the work and maybe later I'll rape her Oh God I am the American dream I do not think I'm too extreme An' I'm a handsome son of a bitch I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich Women's Liberation Came creepin' across the nation I tell you people, I was not ready When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddie She made a little speech then Aw, she tried to make me say when She had my balls in a vise, but she left the dick I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick Oh God I am the American dream But now I smell like Vaseline An' I'm a miserable sonofabitch Am I a boy or a lady... I don't know which So I went out and bought me a leisure suit I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute Got a job doin' radio promo And none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo Eventually me and a friend Sorta of drifted along into S&M I can take about an hour on the tower of power As long as I get a little golden shower Oh God I am the American dream With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream An' I'll do anything to get ahead I lay awake nights sayin,' "Thank you, Fred!" Oh God, Oh God, I'm so fantastic! Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic And my name is Bobby Brown Watch me now; I'm goin' down And my name is Bobby Brown Watch me now; I'm goin' down And my name is Bobby Brown Watch me now; I'm goin' down And my name is Bobby Brown |
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Hi Bobby,
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Not a single mention of your beautiful Asian girlfriend in that incredible poem! Instead you opted to fuck the brains out of Freddie. I am surprised Bobby.
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Damn it Bobby!
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What is this
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(stop trolling man)
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I still have no idea what this thread is about.
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You surely love introduction, considering your post.
Hi, I'm Marga and I am the latest addition to this community. I am a wanderlust by heart and a web programmer by profession. Advance Happy Thanksgiving America! |
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