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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did she go to the other side? To go to the bar.

Why did she go to the bar? To go to the toilet.

Why did she go to the toilet? Because that's where all the cocks hang out.

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But male chicken don't loiter around in toilets.

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Why me? Because I am not you!

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Todays' JK:

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?

A: She can't find the eleven.

BONUS:
I love copy and paste.

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Q: What is 6.9?

A: A really great thing ruined by a period

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Yo' mama so fat, she has a real horse on her polo shirt.

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A period only stops a sentence

You can do upside down 69 (lady upside down) if the blood really bothers you.

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Dacanigas run red lights

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Tekashi SixNine

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That boy got RICO charges from the feds, it's over for him.

Anyway, here's a good one:

A man had 3 teenage daughters. On a Saturday night, his doorbell rings.

When he opens the door, there is a teenage boy standing there. He says: "My name is Bo, I'm here for Mary Jo. We're going out to the show. Is she ready to go?"

A bit later, his doorbell rings again.

There's a second boy standing there. He says: "My name is Eddie. I'm here for Betty. We're going out to get spaghetti. Is she ready?"

Few moments later, the doorbell rings yet again.

There is a third boy standing there. He says: "Hi, I'm Chuck."

The father slams the door.