Five Cubans Enter U.S. Illegally - May Get to Stay in U.S. as ‘Dry Feet’ Immigrants"
 

Wednesday afternoon, park rangers in Mona Island found five alien males, claiming to be Cuban citizens, after entering illegally into a U.S. territory. Mona Island is the third largest island of the archipelago of Puerto Rico and is about 41 miles west from the main island of Puerto Rico. http://www.hispanicallyspeakingnews....s.-as-dr/3750/

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Cold war era laws for the win :)

Re: Five Cubans Enter U.S. Illegally - May Get to Stay in U.S. as ‘Dry Feet’ Immigra
 

Yeah I am surprised the 1996 law didn't repeal this, they repealed everything else ffs.

Re: Five Cubans Enter U.S. Illegally - May Get to Stay in U.S. as ‘Dry Feet’ Immigra
 

*looks up Mona Island*

Re: Five Cubans Enter U.S. Illegally - May Get to Stay in U.S. as ‘Dry Feet’ Immigra
 

Why don't we all buy kayaks and wade out off Miami Beach, ditch the kayaks come ashore call ICE and claim we just floated in from Cuba. All 2.1 million of us.

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Hahahahaha. Kayaks! That'd be hilarious! Wait, wait, my degree is getting wet! Hahahah...
My bachelors degree is wet Mr. ICE agent...

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+1 My problem is that even if I get there, my Spanish could use some work. And they won't believe that I am a deaf mute.

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The most ironic part is that a lot of these "former" Cubans join things like the the BP and even the Minutemen, if they cannot pass the BG check, because they consider their way of immigrating to be legal.

Re: Five Cubans Enter U.S. Illegally - May Get to Stay in U.S. as ‘Dry Feet’ Immigra
 

Well the US is basically saying: You ARE one of us, and American...you just need to go for a small swim first.

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i can fake a cuban accent. Too bad my fair skin and green eyes betray me.