She's fat ugly and a lezzie. I've met my share of aggressive fat ugly lezzies and Oprah is def. one of those. She should just make a special on her network about her pain!

"Oh woe is I! I want to address the rumors about my husband. YES, he is a beard and.. YES, I am in love with Gayle and we have been lovers for a decade. I would like to take this opportunity to announce that I'm also going to be a mother soon. A surrogate is carrying eggs from Gayle and I that have been inseminated by a donor that shall remain anonymous. "s