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#14
06-23-2011, 11:54 PM
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Dreamer X
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Originally Posted by ecnys View Post
Sorry but that's how the world works. You just can't play goodie two-shoes and make it! A wise man once said the following:

"When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
I went to University of California Riverside's graduation and the chancellor modified that quote. "When life gives you lemons, go make lemonade.........After that, go look for someone with vodka to go with that lemonade" The graduates cheered "WHOOOO!!!"

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