Thread: Republican Life
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05-22-2012, 10:31 AM
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amoney3
This sums it up.

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A REPUBLICAN

Joe wakes and fills his coffee pot with clean drinking water because some liberal fought for minimum water quality standards.

He prepares his breakfast. Joe's bacon is safe because some liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat industry.

Joe walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air is clean because some tree hugging liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air.

Joe begins his work day. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical, retirement*, and vacation because some lazy liberal union members fought and died for these standards.

Joe needs to make a bank deposit. It's federally insured by the FSLIC because some liberal wanted to protect Joe’s money from unscrupulo*us bankers.

Joe needs to pay his student loan because some liberal decided that he would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his life-time.

Joe drives to visit his father. His car is among the safest in the world because some liberal fought for car safety standards.

Joe turns on a radio talk show. The host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservati*ves are good. (He doesn’t tell Joe that Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day)

Joe agrees:
“We don’t need those big government liberals ruining our lives. After all, I’m a self made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have”.

.. funny how they view the world, eh?
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