So, I was set and ready to go apply for my social security earlier this morning (the 10 days since approval has not passed yet, but I figured I might as well give it a shot) only to realize that I cant find my fucking birth certificate! I have absolutely no clue where I left it after I made copies of it to send out to USCIS for my application.

To add insult to injury, I have TWO legitimate birth certificates, can't find either or. Someone just kill me.