You sir are a degenerate delinquent.. And I don't mean it in an offensive way but there is no other way to describe you. You are in a god damn first world country where you could literally work for a day and get a bike why in the world would you ever steal a bike??? You obviously have a problem with stealing because when I see an unchained bike I don't even think about touching it let alone jumping on it and riding off with it. I don't think you'll be deported or anything because I believe that's a misderminor but man, you are a straight idiot. Stop stealing people's shit, get a god damn job if you want a bike. Leave the 3rd world country mentality back where it belongs, you're in the United States now, behave like a civilized human being and do things the right way ESPECIALLY when you've been given this opportunity.

You make us look bad and you're embarrassing your family.. If you were my kid I'd whop your fucking ass up and down the street.

Best of luck to you my friend.