Plan A - closure on my deportation order, 245(i) adjustment through my step father (provided that my lawyer can argue out of the age out due to DOL taking its sweet ass time).
Plan B - closure on my deportation order, play the AP roulette, marry my USC gf, adjust status
Plan C - MAVNI
Plan D - Same as plan B, with a different person.
Plan E - Same as plan B, with pretty much any USC, enter into the Military with CPR, naturalize under INA 329.
Plan F - Move to UK, Canada, or Australia.