I just buy houses with cash cause of my software job and investments. Then I lower property values by bringing all my vatos from the calle to have a little fiesta with loud trompeta music and a nice cookout.

Then on sundays we go to la iglesia católica because all my success is due to jesus' divine hand and this is the part the protestant majority hates the most. They can handle the rest, but oh no, Catholicism is one step too far mister.