I don't know how your brain doesn't just self-destruct. Like somehow you convinced yourself that the only way that some version of immigration reform could ever pass is under Trump, but also that all your illegal relatives should ideally burrow underground and avoid being seen by anyone ever.
Oh by the way, do keep in mind that should that somehow happen removing IR5 and F4 sponsorships is one of Trumpy's 4 pillars. So not like mommy and daddy will ever get to be sponsored by you even if they're alive at the end of however many years they'll make you wait to naturalize, assuming that they do let you.
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LPR these days