No, that's just the early onset dementia coming in, considering that you're in your 30s that's probably a prion disease. There is no 5D chess, there's no 3D chess, there's no regular chess, there's no checkers, there's no pick up sticks, there's no tic tac toe, there's no rock paper scissors, there's no 3 card monte, there's no coin flip.

Dude will very quickly make you a citizen ... of Venezeula so he can then pretend that you're a member of Tren de Aragua and stuff you into a camp in El Salvador. TDA has ~5000 members worldwide, that won't stop them from finding 10, 20, 30, or more thousands of it.

Also Trump doesn't made any claim that you will get to leave without a re-entry ban, rather his (wrong) claim is that you won't ever come back after a deportation, guess what, it's all 10 year bans and whether you get one or two it won't change a god damn thing for you.