Psh! That ain't crazy. He's just looking for some young lovin'! Maybe you can make friends with the guy.
jk.
Anyhow, I have had my share of weird as hell neighbors.
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1) I had a neighbor, who seemed nice at first, but then, at nightfall we would hear shrieking coming from her apt. She would also roam about at night and shit. Freaked me the hell out.
My dad, being the good parent that he is, jokingly told me that she was possessed by the devil and if I looked at her I'd burst in flames.
Eventually, we discovered that she was legitimately schizo when her distant family members tried breaking into her house to rescue her, after she had (torn her apt up a bit, put a brand new pc in a shopping cart and rolled it down a path causing it to tip over and smash into a billion little pieces, and somehow "lost" her puppy (I believe it was in a black plastic bag she had thrown from the second floor of the building she was in).
I think she is dead now, or in the nut-house.
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2) I had a relatively young cuban couple living in the builiding across from me. They were always nice to my family, partly cuz my family was always nice to everyone else. However, the husband, apparently was on probation (based off his ankle bracelet), and I guess he had an upcoming trial date or some shit, so he invited his good cuban family/friends over on multple nights to help him in his rituals of Santeria. ....
...which involved the live slaughter of chickens, a goat (I have no fucking clue how he got that - I live in a pretty urban neighborhood)
*Imagine, at night, hearing a goat scream for its life, and the die because its throat was slit*
Yea, whack.
I suppose they moved, but I also moved.
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My neighbors now are pretty friendly: hot young mom next door, and friendly gay guy adjacent to me.
sigh.
Sorry to hijack the thread.