Omg. I'm cracking up. I'm reading this with my bro who is a citizen. He wants to become a member just to keep up. Poor fashionfreak.
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Sent 10/19->WAC accepted 10/24
I-797 arrived 10/27
Biometrics letter arrived 10/29 Biometrics done 11/20
EAD: February 7, 2013 SSN:Already Have 
DL:Gonna take a month or two..haha.never bothered to learn..too scurred