Lol. I just responded to you in the official thread. Maybe it's not a glitch. Maybe you really got approved. Just wait and see if you get your card soon. If it is a glitch then you'll just have to wait a bit longer. With uscis you never know! Let us know, though!
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Application received: 05/03/2016
Biometrics: 6/29/2016
Expired: 6/05/2016
Approved: Finally 12/15/16!
Card received: 12/24/16