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Originally Posted by juang
I had an extensive vocabulary once too. Opted out of it a long time. Frankly, I've been a happier person ever since.
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Oh dahhling, it seems to me like you opted out of English altogether. Here, let me give you a few examples:
STANDARD ENGLISH
(JUANGLISH)
high heels
(high hills)
spur-of-the-moment
(spare of the moment)
...sit at my table
(... seat in my table)
out loud
(at laud)
drops a pencil off the table
(droops a pencil from the table)
we locked eyes
(and we ran into each other’s eyes)
And don’t even get me started on your grammar, which looks like something right out of google translator.