If you guys want, I can send 1,000's of e-mails.... I wouldn't be able to make each message different though... What would a general, well-written e-mail be? Maybe if I worked hard I could make it vary... Abaddon or Nick (or anyone) who might be able to conjure up a good e-mail format with multiple versions or variations, please PM me! This sounds like a good idea!

I wish we could somehow get Stephen Colbert to do a piece of us too... (: