I wish. I often here them talking about immigration and talking bad about undocumented students, yet they shake my hand with a big smile and commend me on my work ethic. If only they knew, they would probably dip their hand in bleach.

One senior citizen, who passed away a few years ago, was really nice to me. The owners knew him very well because he was a regular; I thought he was super nice until I mentioned the issue of immigration reform. He said, and I quote, "They should take em' out back and shoot them." He said that with such an evil smirk on his face.