Politician 1: LOL, roaddddd tripppp!!! YAY!!!

Politician 2: But wait, what if some people think we are just going on vacation!!!

Politician 1: No worries, just say we're doing it for CIR and political purposes...Then when we get back, we can just say we are making OK progress but it will still take alot of time...We can even avoid using our own money and just take it from our political coffers!!!

Politician 2: NICE!!! Lets do this!!!!