Approved today finally: checked 12 pm PST

04/14/2016 - received
5/02/2016 - bios
9/04/2016 - expired
9/08/2016 - approved


What I did:

Ombudsman request
NILC flagged twice (last week and yesterday)
Email on their ELIS system
Called a million times
Service request inquiry for outside processing time

Pretty sure Ombudsman request was completely useless. NILC and emailing them a million tmies might have worked though

Good luck to the rest of you and fuck uscis