Also, being for the diversity visa as an illegal is equivalent to taking your wife or gf to the bar, you haven’t made love to her in a while, but on this night there is an Arab man, Chinese man, African man, and a Martian. You pull names out of a hat and whoever’s name comes out, gets to give it to her and all the other participants have a better chance the following night to take her home. Meanwhile, you’re sipping your piss water coors light at the end of the bar hunched over clapping your sorry ass hands, cheering every time a name is called and knowing you have no chance.

Cuck a doodle do motha fuckas.