They're not actually trolling you but that's the normal timeline, in fact people who got interviewed with me that are normal GC holders, have to wait until June for the actual oath ceremony via regular pipeline. My interview wasn't even schedule until next month, so I scrambled and did whatever I could.

When do you actually ship out? If it's this coming Monday you're pretty much fked, but if you have at least a day or two, the field office CAN get you in with their authority and do an administrative ceremony / cert issue, takes 15 minutes (that's how I got it lol).

The tough part is getting ahold of someone that actually cares/is willing/has the authority at your local field office, the main nebraska USCIS is no longer of use to you, especially if the field office already has your file and you did your interview.

So basically, if you got couple of days to spare, get in the field office by whatever means since infopass is probably out of the question (that's how I got in), even calling them if you can find their # could work, or the military help line can actually send requests directly to them as well.

If you're shipping on Monday then none of that applies, but I'll see you at the airport probably ;p