I hope they send a hot agent to arrest me, so as to give me a proper detainment. As DogMan of the year 2019, I need to be treated like the VIP I am. Champagne in the cells fountain. Waterboarded with champagne. Beat with gator leather. Hot agents to grope me. Inside a cell with bars clad in gold. Silver clad bed thing.


Deported on a separate much smaller plane. Go to airport by my house. Driven to house. Wave bye to the agents. Make it home. To Grandma.



Don't ask who won 2018. Someone prolly..