The MAGA family trying hard to win this election... now with JD Vance jizz cups! Grab your red hat and Vance jizz cup, we're going Trumping today! Nothing fulfills Project 2025's holy and patriotic commandment of having multiple American kids in a family like the symbolic JD Vance jizz cup! (Keep it off the couch, though.)








Sadly, this is not a joke. MAGA is a fucking cult. They're also idiots.

Harris 2024!