Waiting for congress to save your hide is like waiting for a tsunami to water your barren desert farm. It might happen, but you should find water yourself. Never count on them saving you. They can't even save citizens from stagnant wages and persistent inflation.

I'm just gonna hit the gym and get me a hottie. There's your path to citizenship. Just costs $30 a month to turn attractive. And if your face is wrong they have brown paper bags. And it's going to be all legit which is the best part when you're in there flexing like Johnny Bravo at your interviews.