I'm 25 and getting a vesectomy, ask me a question

Being an only child to a single mother, I am the last in the line of my kindred. The tail end of a corrupted breed. The Earth, thank God, shall see no more of our generations.

My dog got it a few years ago, youll be aiight.

Dude, you are something else

Do you know how gay people masturbate?

Gay people are circumcised so they don't masturbate with their foreskin, I think they use lotion.

What's your take on women getting their birth control subsidized and men's contraception not so?

Women will flock to me once they know I'm snipped.

No anchor babies for me!

i thought you were banned

Don't worry. Trump will save us all.

That's the spirit.