DogJuiceMan not a new member but official introduction

I dont remember if I did an introduction or not.
AMA?

How do you physically look like ? can you post a selfie ?

Are you Belinda

Nope

and

Not gonna post a selfie.
Are you hussar yet?

juice, you are not wanted! I am your dad's boss.

LMAO my dads boss you are hillarious. Nice attempt to extract information from me though.
They dont call me DogJuiceMan for nothin.

Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?

I cannot confirm or deny these allegations since I dont suffer from a loss of function.

brain-dead ?

I don't think anyone can know for sure. It's like my hands move and type all this, meanwhile I am thinking of other things.

HALP.