Lawn Moles

I live in the south, but have never seen a Mole in my lawn before. I guess the red dirt is too worm empty for moles to live in the ground. Maybe too hard. We have to use machinery to move red dirt around. Solid for houses though.

Also I thought they were supposed to be bigger, like housecat sized. They are tiny like mice. WTF.


If elected president I will invest significant resources and taxpayer dollars in creating roid raged moles the size of housecats.

The moles that the United States of Amerca truly deserve.

Kind of like this:

hate those things


nothing is worked for me but to put some poison down the hole

I'll buyem from you, I want to see if they survive in red clay soil.