What was your.... - Page 2

To me that sounds like a lame excuse for your "promiscuous" behavior....no wonder you grew up to be an old-day serial rapist. Plus...you don't sound too ashamed of your acts.






j/k

hahha i was walking down the courtyard back in my middleschool, and all of a sudden i saw from the corner of my eye, the shadow of an enormous seagull that was over my head....the events that followed after that you can guess yourself. I got "NUKED" on basically....

In fourth grade, my whole class was taking a test. The room was so quiet--the kind where you could hear a pin drop.
Then, I shifted in my seat and accidentally let out a guttural fart that broke the silence to pieces.

I ran to the bathroom and must've stayed there for half of the class.

LOL that's hilarious. Wait are you a girl? That would be even more hilarious...

that reminds me.. when I was 6th grade I walked into a pole while walking around campus on the first day of class... it was orientation tour lol.

When I tell my most embarrasing moment I will make everyone look like an amateur. But I just want to wait a little longer because I want to keep the flame alive.

Holy crap. This one made me LOL really hard.

My most embarrasing moment happen when I and girl i was dating decided to go to disneyland (because I had never been there and she wanted to show me "the happiest place on earth")...since we stayed for the late fireworks show, we ended up being really tired to drive back to LA that same night. So we decided to stay in a hotel room.

So things happened and one thing led to another and for some reason, the camera in which we had been taken pictures all day ended up next to the bed...and I had this "briliant" idea of taking pictures.

They were not XXX type of pics, but they were very explicit...yes, there was nudeness but in a "sweet way"

So the vacation ended and I got the film developed (this story happened in 2003 long before I could afford a digital camera) I got home and since there was noone there, I decided to separate the "good" pics from the "naugty" ones there at the kitchen table.

I made two piles of pictures facing down. and I was minding my own business when out of nowhere my mother came from behind and took a pic from the "bad" pile. She looked at it for a second or two and I quickly grabbed it from her hand and said "not these ones" in a serious way.

She was frozen and I kept separating the pictures looking forward without turning to my mom that was next to me. She didn't say anything, but for 5 seconds that felt forever I could feel her eyes on me.

She just turned around and went to her room. As of today we have never discussed that incident. And I hope we never have to. Oh, and she never took my pictures to look at without asking permission again.

^Why does it not surprise me that it's about you and some chick, and how awesome you are with girls.

Anyone else here beat a dead horse?

Because I believe that "if you have something to brag about, do it" You can't brag about things you don't do right. You're never going to hear of "how good I'm at basketball or baseball, or basically anyother sport that is not running or soccer"

I believe him. Some guys have very looow standards.