Top ten things you should know about the new DHS announcement - Page 3

So what happens if I drive out to Alabama or Arizona, get pulled over, annoy the cop and pretend not to understand english?

you'll get arrested.

And registered by ICE.

But what if I also smack him in the face with my passport and show him there's no visa?

Then you'll be arrested for assaulting a police officer. That's a no-go.

LMAO. Ecnys... go to your nearest Walmart, buy an outfit there (don't be afraid to get creative), drive through Arizona until you get pulled over and then say "jew no Famous Burrito Taco Bell?!?!" After that you'll most likely be taken in by ICE and shortly after given a work permit.

Uh obviously none of you live in Alabama. I must be the only Dreamer to be here. You won't even have the chance to annoy him. Once you get pulled over, it's pretty much downhill for you.