Just "Came Out"

So today I came out to my girlfriend of 3 years, I kinda had to. Anyways long story short she said she doesn't care, "You could be a 600 pound racists and i would still love you" her words aha, she immediately came up with the idea that we should get married. We kind of are basically "married" without the title we don't live together but that's because her dad won't allow her to move in with me until we are married or engaged.

So my question is, I know my chances are slim I've tried to look into it but never find anything clear.
Would marrying her allow me to legalize my status be it by getting a visa, green card anything.

I am a 20 year old Dreamer, I've been in the US Since I was 2 1/2
She is a 19 y.0. US Citizen.

Any info guys?

Overstay or EWI?

Not overstay I know that for sure, I know things would be great if I was now that I can get married.

As for EWI I looked it up
My mom brought me over here, she was never stopped by immigration, and she didn't use any fake passports or "borrowed" so I guess I am EWI?

Did she have the entry I-94 card? Did you travel on her passport? Do you have your own passport?

I would consult a lawyer.

I should clarify, She did notuse fake passports and she did not borrow one , she came in without any checks or papers

So no stamps on her passport nor any other US Immigration documents right?
I would consult a lawyer on this.

She didn't use a passport to get in here, figuratively speaking she hoped over and brought me with her.

I'm sorry to say this, but you are an EWI and you can't be legalize by marriage. Hopefully the new wavier policy will benefit you. The new policy will allow you to get the waiver approve inside United States, but you need to prove extreme hardship such as having U.S. citizen kids to take care of. So in the meantime before this new policy, make babies

Did you or your mom ever had a petition before 2001?

You have to go to Mexico and get married and you'll be able to come back to US in 10 years..

Now you realize why everybody is saying that the immigration law is f*cked up right?