Things we DO NOT qualify for - Page 2

No Weapons license...........? Does that vary by state? I might have to move. My protection is most important, i need guns.

Since we're on the subject of people being slow...we cant get jobs at Veterans Affairs hospitals (even LPR's cant) or any other organization affiliated with usajobs.gov

an engineer whose company is contracted by the military would need security clearance.

The Director of the Central Intelligence Agency.

also,

President of the United States, but you've probably already guessed that.

Sucks I also can't work for the IRS. I wanted to stalk people down!

wow, that does suck. But dont worry...eventually after you become a successful CPA, you'll be the boss of the IRS....and then never audit me or come after me to pay taxes. kthxloveyabye.

Not just voting,but signing up to Vote as well.

Enhanced Driver's Licenses

Jury Duty.
A job concerning security or working in sensitive areas with or in association with the US government are restricted mainly to US citizens.

US passport

what about unemployment checks?

Any ideas on drug abuse/misuse/use?

Fine? or jail time and no more DACA? lol. I know some dreamers got happy with Cali and MA, just wait.

Thanks for rubbing it in our faces, OP