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Good ol' fashion jokes (chistes)

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12-27-2012, 09:02 PM
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que pasa si un elefante se para en una pata?




































el pato se queda viudo!!...bajajajajaja.
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12-28-2012, 01:37 AM
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I'm gonna have to google one hooligan. I don't think I know a single joke.
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12-28-2012, 01:53 AM
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Your case will be processed in the order in which it was received.
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12-28-2012, 02:04 AM
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Your case will be processed in the order in which it was received.
bahahahaha...good one!!!
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12-28-2012, 02:11 AM
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Your case will be processed in the order in which it was received.
This joke is so funny, it makes me cry myself to sleep tonight.
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12-28-2012, 02:49 PM
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Your case will be processed in the order in which it was received.
Ah good old USCIS playing mind tricks on us.

Hey this ain't a joke but just wanted to share it. So before DACA I thought I had a pretty unique name since I haven't met many people who share the same name as mine but now I'm scared that some gangster is slowing down my process.
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12-28-2012, 03:41 PM
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Ah good old USCIS playing mind tricks on us.

Hey this ain't a joke but just wanted to share it. So before DACA I thought I had a pretty unique name since I haven't met many people who share the same name as mine but now I'm scared that some gangster is slowing down my process.
... And they're coming for you..... jkjk
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12-28-2012, 03:48 PM
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Heres a good one.


What did the left butt cheek say to the right one?









If we stick together, we can stop this shit!.... Hahahahahahahah
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12-28-2012, 04:14 PM
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What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?







Juan on Juan.

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12-28-2012, 04:24 PM
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... And they're coming for you..... jkjk
I'm an innocent nerd! I have done nothing...nada!

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Heres a good one.


What did the left butt cheek say to the right one?









If we stick together, we can stop this shit!.... Hahahahahahahah
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What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?







Juan on Juan.

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