Bus "Adventures"

As DACA approvals come in many dreamers are getting their DLs and are now new car owners, BUT.... before that we had many years of suffering riding the dreaded old bus to get around = / do you guys have any good/bad/funny/creepy/ sad/ horror/ stories from your bus years?

I think for me the funniest was an old lady that was sleeping on the bus & her dentures flew out of her mouth when the driver made a harsh stop LMAO! like it was nothing she picked them up and put them back in her mouth hahaha

idk about many of you but man public transportation has been good to me its funny at times because of the people. best memories was growing up high school days at the time none of my friends had a car so we would all rely on the bus and the train to go the mall/movies so all those late nights skating the inside of the train cause no one was on best times.

I took the bus to and from school for 6 years and those were worst. It was always full and sometimes it didnt even stop because it was so full so Id be late to class. Other than school days, public transportation was good.

o man i have sooo many bus stories... the best one by far happend a few months ago... there was this crazy lady sitting in front of this black guy and i was sitting behind the dude... so the lady turns back and starts telling the dude "i was looking at you at the bus stop, wanna come to my aparment?" hahaha dude just looked at her and was like "nah, im good" ... and she was like " oh ok, i just heard if you go black you never go back"...hahahahahahhaah!!... that lady just kept going on and on and tryign to get him to go to her aparment... and she was telling him how she's on disability and shes looking for a job blah blah...hahahah... it was sooo funny....

then i had this other crazy lady sit next to me and i was on my way to play tennis so i had my tennis bag.. and she was like "whats that, why is it so big?" and im like " a tennis bag, i play tennis" and shes like "oh ok, do you ever wonder about 9/11 and how the goverment planned the whole thing?"... i just said no and she kept going on about bush bin laden and 9/11 conspiracy.. i slowly got up and went to the front of the bus hahahah

Hooligan, you sure find characters on the bus!
I don't have any crazy stories, last year I took a bus to school and paid for the fare all in coins. Then the bus driver accused me of not putting enough money! He said I was short changing the bus and blah blah blah. Mind you, about 10 of my classmates were on that bus already. I was so annoyed and said why would I try to short change you for 20 cents?

When I was in high school a homeless guy told me to not to "open my legs to anyone" and then proceeded to want to touch my leg. EEEWW. I got up and left.

Another time I took one of the nicer commuter busses and the guy I sat next to said I looked like I was high on drugs. wtf. He was trying to hit on me for the rest of the 30 minute trip and since it is a commuter bus, it was packed and there was no standing room so I couldn't change seats.

I always played the game "homeless person or college student." Surprisingly hard.

texasdreamy, haha you never know. just clarification, I did not look disheveled when the bus driver said I was cheating the bus out of 20 cents. I like to dress up and look nice for class

People start preaching on the fucking bus, nigga this ain't church and I didn't pay for sermon.

I knowww dude...one time some chick did that... and then everyone realized it was a tranny... and everyone started yelling at him... shit hit the fan.

I got assaulted getting out of the metro rail and landed in a hospital, a month later my parents got me a car and I learned how to drive. Horrible experience.