I lied to the Social security guy. - Page 3

Originally Posted by kaptainslapaho

thats funny. .I dont think i'd get mad though and just be like no thats ok my spanish is worse than my english. .hahaha. .reminds me of one time like 1o or 11 years ago probably I had this job selling candy door to door and at gas stations. .cool job. .but one day at a gas station I walked up to some guy and he looked like he spoke spanish so I had my little presentation in spanish ready and he got all mad he was like I aint no paisa. .so then I tried to talk to him in english and he was like fuck that you thought I was a paisa I dont want anything now hahaha

Originally Posted by Task_1539

lol, I'm no saint either.

Once I was in at the store looking for something. The closest person to me was a latino-looking male on crutches.

I never speak to people in Spanish, always in English. But that day I, for whatever reason, decided maybe I should give it a shot. I ask him in spanish where I can find the mayo. He looks at me funny and replies..."I'm sorry man, I don't understand."



I quickly corrected myself and he was more than happy to help out

Originally Posted by ivycali

"I ain't no paisa" hahah

Originally Posted by Happyman0607

Lol wtf, when I went to get my ssn they didn't say or ask me a single question, I handed my stuff and the lady was like ok 2 weeks you'll get your SSN in the mail

Originally Posted by ivycali

"I ain't no paisa" hahah

Originally Posted by Morrow

I told the clerk that I never had any insurance, which she didn't seems to believe me. But is true.

"Do you have ever had insurance?"
"No 'mam"
"You telling me, you have never had any insurance? No, ehealth, ... (etc)"
"No 'mam"
"How you pay for any hospital bills?"
"I never went to hospital 'man"
"You never went to a hospital??"
"No, all I went was small clinics, and they're only like $50" (talking about those ... illegal clinics. And I only went for cold or flu)
"Well, you need insurance for that too. How you pay for it?" (Doesn't look believe me that is only $50)
"... er my parents?"
"So, you are under your parent's insurance? What do they have?"
"er... My parent doesn't have any insurance either"

She just typed away. One month later I got the SS card (all the while fearing that she won't give it to me).