Let's talk about <3 Part II - Page 552

Hey, hey, hey. I own the rights to that words. You owe me some fees now.

Good.

Indeed.

I might use this excuse if a girl ever asks. For the most part, I'm not lying with the exception of the renewal part.

You guys have any other good believable lies/reasons for not having a DL?

A part of me is mad for getting back into the game a little too soon. I should've waited for my DACA to be approved, but at the same time, I thought I was going to be approved by now.

hahaaha. I have used the same one as you. I had a bad car accident and I am traumatized. I technically did too. I rode an ambulance and all.

I can't afford a car so I haven't bothered.

I don't need it because I bike to school.

I am a hippie and I believe in going green (got lucky with this one in my last job because half were environmentalist so they took the bus but my supervisor I could tell was in it more because it is a job so she kept bugging about driving. Also cuz she lived far away and wanted me to pick food for events and stuff. It was a non-profit.)

Barbara Walters and Quincy Jones don't drive.

^But these are not very good for dates. You can say you are saving to buy a car but need to practice a couple of hours.

or you could ask her to pick you up. No joke one of my old roommates had to pick up this guy that asked her on a date. I think he paid for dinner. She is a USC with DL but never found out his status.

"I'm so loaded I have a chauffeur drive me around."

I was at a night club with my friend who's a cop, he had a date with him. And this was me going to a night scene after 6months. We were all having a conversation, my friend was pushing me to drink infront of his date and couple other friends but i didn't want to, he was making me feel self conscious. A girl behind me was dancing she was pushing into me with her big Italian ass, it got me all excited so i started dancing with her. Had couple more drinks, the Italian girl asked my age i was 22 at that time, told her. She started laughing, she said im too young for her, she was 29. Im like fuck she insane, i slowly walked away from her group back to my group of friends, the girl my friend brought as a date was constantly hitting on me , talking to me telling me i could get any girl here, she knew my friend made me feel self conscious at the moment. let me skip real fast lol , ok so my friend kept buying her drinks she got twisted and started dancing with me, my friend was like alight its cool . He was boiling inside , i didnt realize i was twisted as well. So we both kept dancing and my friend went into a corner kept drinking beer. I started making out not knowing it was a mistake. As soon as i leave the club, My cop friend was cursing at me in front of his date, who later left, so i got into the car and drove. My friend pulled me over and told me to put my hand behind my back, i started arguing and accidentally punched him. Lost my Driving license due to a DUI and assault on a police officer which was later dropped.

"Why does your chauffer look like your brother?"

"Oh. We like to keep it in the family."

Did you watch the last episode of Mad Men. Good ending. The "I pray for your peace". I think the teacher also prayed for his peace. I think we all pray for his peace. Lol oh and 'gets mad at Megan for kissing on set, then goes and bangs his neighbor.' Classic Don.

lol
Yeah not so great for dates, but funny nonetheless.

I noticed in your sig that you're practicing how to drive. How is that going?

Like you, I'm scared as can be, b/c I've never driven before.

LMFAO. Twinsie. You kill me. <3

So he was in uniform?? How the hell did he pull you over?? puzzled!!!

I have paid for one lesson so far. I still suck at turning. It is scary as hell!!!