This might sound crazy but I am thinking of starting something of an ecological protest against the slowness of USCIS.
It's called the BEANSTALK PROJECT.
Basically, it involves a bean seed and a wet cottonball and some soil. You're gonna put them together and let nature take its course.
You're gonna keep track of its growth, water it , and treat it like your baby.
You are only allowed to post pictures of it once either one of the conditions are met(whichever comes first) :
a) you're DACA approved
b) got your greencard
c)you got a big ass beanstalk
If option C happens first, you're gonna mail a picture of your beanstalk to those USCIS lemmings and badger them for being too slow with your application and now are stuck with a big ass beanstalk in your backyard.
