Caught my gf pooping... so I broke up with her

She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.

Interesting

what movie were ya'll watching?

good thing she didn't call ICE on you.

This is so hilarious.

So it is a thing that people think women don't poop.

Is there a reason why us men think they don't poop?

Is it anal sex?

Did it smell? Cuz apparently, girls poop doesn't smell.

Poor Chinese girl

girls don't defecate atrocities, they ingest food and out comes rose pedals, come on.. this is common knowledge..

fukin' troll

Dude you really are a fucking Carnivore ..Damnn this dude crazy AF!