Am I balding because of crypto?

Okay this might be a crazy conspiracy theory but I started losing my hair about a year ago... I started investing in crypto a year ago. And it's gotten even worse the past 2-3 months aka when the markets started crashing... conspiracy? I think not

Ok all jokes aside I really think the stress and and anxiety about this whole fiasco does have something to do with it. I've heard those things can cause hair loss. Im planning to go to the doctor to see if it's just temporary or am I really balding at 27. Imagine? They're like yeah looks like onset cryptitis lol

Absolute carnageeee in the crypto market lately.

For someone who doesn't have have a penny in this stuff and called it, I gotta say it's pretty entertaining to watch. Every 10 years or so, something like this comes along.