Are you ready for WWIII?

Could it be that Trump ordered the attack that killed Iran's Soleimani because he is impeached and that new evidence that makes the case to remove him stronger just surfaced so he no longer gives a crap about anything ?

So by starting WWIII he remains president.

Anyone?

Whenever there is nonsense happening in the world and unprovoked aggression you'll find the US knee deep in political shit. Iran needs to find powerful friends, it faces an imminent us invasion. It needs to lock and load. It won't win though.

I hope I get drafted into the US Iran war as a Marine. They get first access to loot. Imma snag myself a war-bride.

I wish I could but I can't. Swim is watching my back. You know.

The official US excuse for this extrajudicial killing is that they have evidence that Irans top general was planning new attacks of Americans.

The fact that they also killed his advisor is a two for one deal and a very fortunate event.

He will absolutely try and spark a war with iran to remain president. When even China, the nation who is friends with North Korea, is saying Donald Chill the fuck out, you know shit has gone tits up.

In Mexico, our wise and honorable leader AMLO, refused to get involved in these foreign affairs. Yet another reason why Mexicans don't have nation-state enemies.

that's exactly why he did it

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/01/03/p...ion/index.html

Well that sounds a little rapey. I really hope you are being sarcastic

How is that rapey, obviously I would get her consent to be my war bride.

If you don't get her consent as soon as she gets that GC, she will divorce your ass and take everything including your left nut.

We get drafted in exchange for a 12 month non-renewable work permit.

To be fair we have an international feud going on with Bolivia. For obvious reasons.

Trump will gladly grant you citizenship for as long as the war lasts only. Just to have you deported on your way back to the states. In fact, you will be ordered to parachute down from the plane back to your country of origin on flyby.