Describe your perfect date

If you could get a date, what would make it perfect? hehe

The steak is cooked medium.

She's okay with my pee fetish

she's a citizen.

Playing Craps. Leads to wild sex If you’re up when you color out.

when there is a comfort in silence...

That's the first thing my romantic self thought of.

What is my perfect date? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless.

As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany and a US citizen. I say no. We make love all night.

In the morning, ICE comes and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold.

Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of ICE. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

If she puts out its a 100.

I definitely objectify them.

If she wears a thong, the date is perfect