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Will Smith was sexy in that movie.
NO HOMO
( not that there is anything wrong with that)
NO HOMO
( not that there is anything wrong with that)
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I am Legend book > I am Legend movie 
hopeful... noooooooooooo
hopeful... noooooooooooo
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I am Legend book > I am Legend movie
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Can someone at least EXPLAIN why they liked the book? I'm really having a tough time figuring that one out.
Honestly, I think I Am Legend is one of the ONLY movies that is actually better than the book.
The book: Robert Neville is a random guy that survived the attack because he was bitten by a vampire bat while he was in Panama during the war. ACTUALLY, that's what he ASSUMES. The book NEVER even goes into why he is immune. He spends his days drinking himself stupid, smashing glass after glass of whiskey while bitching and moaning about his wife that came back from the dead only to suck his blood.
Then he says "I'm gonna straighten up". Don't be fooled, because the book Robert Neville is a dipshit loser who goes into this whole schpell about changing, never does, and then retreats back into his sorry state of drinking himself stupid and smashing glass after glass of whiskey. FINALLY, after a million pages of him ranting about wanting to screw zombie women (when he honestly could just beat it once in awhile to get over his insane horniness), he *changes* and isn't a drunken douche bag anymore.
He learns about anatomy, biology, and chemistry, and tries to find a cure for the virus that, while noble, is a complete waste of time since he doesn't even know why he's doing it. It seems like it's just a pastime since he has nothing better to do with his life.
Oh yeah, somewhere in between that ^, he finds a dog that he befriends and then the dog gets infected and dies after Neville's "antidote" didn't work. Whoopie.
He then finds a zombie woman who betrays him into believing that she's just like him, a lonely survivor. He finds out, she beats him up, and then she leaves him a letter explaining the zombies' plot to take over the world and to kill him for killing their kind. She tells him to leave, he doesn't and then he takes a cyanide pill and dies. THE END.
Movie Robert Neville (aka AWESOMEST GUY ON THE PLANET): So, to begin, Dr. Alice Krippin invents this vaccine to cure cancer and, wait for it...wait for it....., IT TURNS OUT TO BE THE DESTRUCTION OF ALL HUMANITY. Anyway, NYC is quarantined and Dr. Neville, a military virologist, not some random douche, wants to stay and cure it. Hear that? HE WANTED TO. He wasn't just put in the position because he was randomly immune and had nothing better to do. HE WANTED TO CURE THE DISEASE. He could've gone with his family to safety but no, the movie Robert Neville is the awesomest guy on the planet, so he stayed (and good that he did too because his family's helicopter got intercepted and crashed to the ground by a wayward helicopter seconds after it was taking off). He has this awesome dog, Sam, that should really be the role model for all dogs everywhere. Greatest dog EVAR. Movie: 1, Book: -100000.
I'm not going to be a spoiler (even though I spoiled the book but who cares about the book anyway) so I won't mention the uber-awesome moments of the movie (which is pretty much all of it). I highly recommend everyone buying the DVD and NOT downloading it on the internet. The movie actually has moments of TRUE human emotion, instead of Neville wanting to desperately bang a zombie woman or think about his wife who, by his own fault BTW, became a zombie and wanted to suck his blood.
There you have it, the true, unbiased report of both the movie and the book. If you haven't read the book, don't waste your time or money on it. Instead, buy the book Omega Man. KTHXBYE!
(Yes, I am aware it was completely biased. I am merely giving my reasoning as to why the movie is a bajillion times better than the book, as no one has given me any response as to why the book was better. So,
).
Honestly, I think I Am Legend is one of the ONLY movies that is actually better than the book.
The book: Robert Neville is a random guy that survived the attack because he was bitten by a vampire bat while he was in Panama during the war. ACTUALLY, that's what he ASSUMES. The book NEVER even goes into why he is immune. He spends his days drinking himself stupid, smashing glass after glass of whiskey while bitching and moaning about his wife that came back from the dead only to suck his blood.
Then he says "I'm gonna straighten up". Don't be fooled, because the book Robert Neville is a dipshit loser who goes into this whole schpell about changing, never does, and then retreats back into his sorry state of drinking himself stupid and smashing glass after glass of whiskey. FINALLY, after a million pages of him ranting about wanting to screw zombie women (when he honestly could just beat it once in awhile to get over his insane horniness), he *changes* and isn't a drunken douche bag anymore.
He learns about anatomy, biology, and chemistry, and tries to find a cure for the virus that, while noble, is a complete waste of time since he doesn't even know why he's doing it. It seems like it's just a pastime since he has nothing better to do with his life.
Oh yeah, somewhere in between that ^, he finds a dog that he befriends and then the dog gets infected and dies after Neville's "antidote" didn't work. Whoopie.
He then finds a zombie woman who betrays him into believing that she's just like him, a lonely survivor. He finds out, she beats him up, and then she leaves him a letter explaining the zombies' plot to take over the world and to kill him for killing their kind. She tells him to leave, he doesn't and then he takes a cyanide pill and dies. THE END.
Movie Robert Neville (aka AWESOMEST GUY ON THE PLANET): So, to begin, Dr. Alice Krippin invents this vaccine to cure cancer and, wait for it...wait for it....., IT TURNS OUT TO BE THE DESTRUCTION OF ALL HUMANITY. Anyway, NYC is quarantined and Dr. Neville, a military virologist, not some random douche, wants to stay and cure it. Hear that? HE WANTED TO. He wasn't just put in the position because he was randomly immune and had nothing better to do. HE WANTED TO CURE THE DISEASE. He could've gone with his family to safety but no, the movie Robert Neville is the awesomest guy on the planet, so he stayed (and good that he did too because his family's helicopter got intercepted and crashed to the ground by a wayward helicopter seconds after it was taking off). He has this awesome dog, Sam, that should really be the role model for all dogs everywhere. Greatest dog EVAR. Movie: 1, Book: -100000.
I'm not going to be a spoiler (even though I spoiled the book but who cares about the book anyway) so I won't mention the uber-awesome moments of the movie (which is pretty much all of it). I highly recommend everyone buying the DVD and NOT downloading it on the internet. The movie actually has moments of TRUE human emotion, instead of Neville wanting to desperately bang a zombie woman or think about his wife who, by his own fault BTW, became a zombie and wanted to suck his blood.
There you have it, the true, unbiased report of both the movie and the book. If you haven't read the book, don't waste your time or money on it. Instead, buy the book Omega Man. KTHXBYE!
(Yes, I am aware it was completely biased. I am merely giving my reasoning as to why the movie is a bajillion times better than the book, as no one has given me any response as to why the book was better. So,
).
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