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Last edited by juang; 01-01-2009 at 05:41 AM..
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^ Hey juang have you been listening to the Professor? 
First of all, guys under 30 shouldn't be doing anything other than
banging anything that moves...
Wait, scratch that...guys under 30 should be banging as many chicks
as humanly possible.
Just some random stuff that was percalating in my dome.
For when your at parties or at a club or a bar or whatever:
1)Women are attracted to $$$. Dress nice and act like your loaded.
Doesn't matter if you don't spend it on them, the fact that they
think they will get it make them go nuts and pay attention.
2) Act like your enjoying yourself and you are having an excellent time.
3) Lie, lie, lie about your job, school, (should be easy for Dreamie guys right?)
4) Lose the Mickey Mouse voice, women don't want some high pitched squealing wimp. Don't change your voice and try to act nice. Women like jerks and being treated like crap.
Some tips after you have her number:
1) Don't call a chick the night right after you exchange numbers.
Wait a couple nights until she starts to wonder what the hell is
taking you so long, then she might even call you. Your supposed to
be busy with other things to do.
2) Spend as little on your date if at all possible, make her pay for her
meals.
3) If she answers the cell phone while your on the date and takes
more than 5 seconds, you're outta there. Let her foot the bill. She
is supposed to be paying attention to YOU, not setting up another
date with some other guy.
First of all, guys under 30 shouldn't be doing anything other than
banging anything that moves...
Wait, scratch that...guys under 30 should be banging as many chicks
as humanly possible.
Just some random stuff that was percalating in my dome.
For when your at parties or at a club or a bar or whatever:
1)Women are attracted to $$$. Dress nice and act like your loaded.
Doesn't matter if you don't spend it on them, the fact that they
think they will get it make them go nuts and pay attention.
2) Act like your enjoying yourself and you are having an excellent time.
3) Lie, lie, lie about your job, school, (should be easy for Dreamie guys right?)
4) Lose the Mickey Mouse voice, women don't want some high pitched squealing wimp. Don't change your voice and try to act nice. Women like jerks and being treated like crap.
Some tips after you have her number:
1) Don't call a chick the night right after you exchange numbers.
Wait a couple nights until she starts to wonder what the hell is
taking you so long, then she might even call you. Your supposed to
be busy with other things to do.
2) Spend as little on your date if at all possible, make her pay for her
meals.
3) If she answers the cell phone while your on the date and takes
more than 5 seconds, you're outta there. Let her foot the bill. She
is supposed to be paying attention to YOU, not setting up another
date with some other guy.
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Originally Posted by cadman
^ Hey juang have you been listening to the Professor?
First of all, guys under 30 shouldn't be doing anything other than banging anything that moves... Wait, scratch that...guys under 30 should be banging as many chicks as humanly possible. Just some random stuff that was percalating in my dome. For when your at parties or at a club or a bar or whatever: 1)Women are attracted to $$$. Dress nice and act like your loaded. Doesn't matter if you don't spend it on them, the fact that they think they will get it make them go nuts and pay attention. 2) Act like your enjoying yourself and you are having an excellent time. 3) Lie, lie, lie about your job, school, (should be easy for Dreamie guys right?) 4) Lose the Mickey Mouse voice, women don't want some high pitched squealing wimp. Don't change your voice and try to act nice. Women like jerks and being treated like crap. Some tips after you have her number: 1) Don't call a chick the night right after you exchange numbers. Wait a couple nights until she starts to wonder what the hell is taking you so long, then she might even call you. Your supposed to be busy with other things to do. 2) Spend as little on your date if at all possible, make her pay for her meals. 3) If she answers the cell phone while your on the date and takes more than 5 seconds, you're outta there. Let her foot the bill. She is supposed to be paying attention to YOU, not setting up another date with some other guy. |
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^ Hey juang have you been listening to the Professor?
First of all, guys under 30 shouldn't be doing anything other than banging anything that moves... Wait, scratch that...guys under 30 should be banging as many chicks as humanly possible. Just some random stuff that was percalating in my dome. For when your at parties or at a club or a bar or whatever: 1)Women are attracted to $$$. Dress nice and act like your loaded. Doesn't matter if you don't spend it on them, the fact that they think they will get it make them go nuts and pay attention. 2) Act like your enjoying yourself and you are having an excellent time. 3) Lie, lie, lie about your job, school, (should be easy for Dreamie guys right?) 4) Lose the Mickey Mouse voice, women don't want some high pitched squealing wimp. Don't change your voice and try to act nice. Women like jerks and being treated like crap. Some tips after you have her number: 1) Don't call a chick the night right after you exchange numbers. Wait a couple nights until she starts to wonder what the hell is taking you so long, then she might even call you. Your supposed to be busy with other things to do. 2) Spend as little on your date if at all possible, make her pay for her meals. 3) If she answers the cell phone while your on the date and takes more than 5 seconds, you're outta there. Let her foot the bill. She is supposed to be paying attention to YOU, not setting up another date with some other guy. |
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I would like there to be a video camera on hand when somebody follows cadman's advice. 
I'm with stars. And I'll add, who the hell is it that's going around telling guys not to call chicks until EXACTLY 56hrs22m36s after the initial number exchange? Total myth. Wait at least a day, though. I don't want to hear your mickey mouse voice right after I just got rid of you.
I'm with stars. And I'll add, who the hell is it that's going around telling guys not to call chicks until EXACTLY 56hrs22m36s after the initial number exchange? Total myth. Wait at least a day, though. I don't want to hear your mickey mouse voice right after I just got rid of you.
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I would like there to be a video camera on hand when somebody follows cadman's advice.
I'm with stars. And I'll add, who the hell is it that's going around telling guys not to call chicks until EXACTLY 56hrs22m36s after the initial number exchange? Total myth. Wait at least a day, though. I don't want to hear your mickey mouse voice right after I just got rid of you. |
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^^^LOl i want them to know what they are getting themselves into so im always a bitch upfront..in a super sexy way of course
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Act like your unavailable. You have other things to do, don't seem like your constantly hovering over the phone waiting for a call.
I had to quote juang
"This is a Player's Guide, not a "Guide on How to Start a good healthy relationship or the guide on How to Make the Girl of your Dreams like you, or the Guide on How to Get a Girlfriend" and so forth...
If you are looking for a "girlfriend", this is not for you. Strictly for booty calls and getting laid.
Women like being treated like crap, like it or not. Most, actually 95% of them will not admit it but its just the way it is. Look I just know its a proven method okay?
Girls, I'm not sure if you got the memo, but the whole "making the dude wait" doesn't work. If you don't put out, someone else will. Your not the only fish in the sea you know.
You guys are reading this like its advice on how to build relationships.
@MariaG. I am single by design. Whats the point of being in a "relationship" if you will cheat anyway?
I had to quote juang
"This is a Player's Guide, not a "Guide on How to Start a good healthy relationship or the guide on How to Make the Girl of your Dreams like you, or the Guide on How to Get a Girlfriend" and so forth...
If you are looking for a "girlfriend", this is not for you. Strictly for booty calls and getting laid.
Women like being treated like crap, like it or not. Most, actually 95% of them will not admit it but its just the way it is. Look I just know its a proven method okay?
Girls, I'm not sure if you got the memo, but the whole "making the dude wait" doesn't work. If you don't put out, someone else will. Your not the only fish in the sea you know.
You guys are reading this like its advice on how to build relationships.
@MariaG. I am single by design. Whats the point of being in a "relationship" if you will cheat anyway?
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