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View Poll Results: After reading this, did you find it helpful?
yes 4 9.09%
no 8 18.18%
juang doesn't know what he's saying and I think he's on drugs 28 63.64%
juang is the coolest and I'm in love with him 4 9.09%
Voters: 44. You may not vote on this poll

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#11
01-17-2008, 06:28 PM
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I heard this one on Comedy Central last night:

When making out with a girl say "I want you to touch my vagina"

When she says "WHAT?" whisper in her ear: "That's what you're supposed to say".

haha
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***pointless thread***
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01-18-2008, 02:37 AM
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^ Hey juang have you been listening to the Professor?


First of all, guys under 30 shouldn't be doing anything other than

banging anything that moves...

Wait, scratch that...guys under 30 should be banging as many chicks

as humanly possible.

Just some random stuff that was percalating in my dome.

For when your at parties or at a club or a bar or whatever:

1)Women are attracted to $$$. Dress nice and act like your loaded.

Doesn't matter if you don't spend it on them, the fact that they

think they will get it make them go nuts and pay attention.

2) Act like your enjoying yourself and you are having an excellent time.

3) Lie, lie, lie about your job, school, (should be easy for Dreamie guys right?)

4) Lose the Mickey Mouse voice, women don't want some high pitched squealing wimp. Don't change your voice and try to act nice. Women like jerks and being treated like crap.

Some tips after you have her number:

1) Don't call a chick the night right after you exchange numbers.

Wait a couple nights until she starts to wonder what the hell is

taking you so long, then she might even call you. Your supposed to

be busy with other things to do.

2) Spend as little on your date if at all possible, make her pay for her

meals.


3) If she answers the cell phone while your on the date and takes

more than 5 seconds, you're outta there.
Let her foot the bill. She

is supposed to be paying attention to YOU, not setting up another

date with some other guy.
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01-18-2008, 02:49 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cadman View Post
^ Hey juang have you been listening to the Professor?


First of all, guys under 30 shouldn't be doing anything other than

banging anything that moves...

Wait, scratch that...guys under 30 should be banging as many chicks

as humanly possible.

Just some random stuff that was percalating in my dome.

For when your at parties or at a club or a bar or whatever:

1)Women are attracted to $$$. Dress nice and act like your loaded.

Doesn't matter if you don't spend it on them, the fact that they

think they will get it make them go nuts and pay attention.

2) Act like your enjoying yourself and you are having an excellent time.

3) Lie, lie, lie about your job, school, (should be easy for Dreamie guys right?)

4) Lose the Mickey Mouse voice, women don't want some high pitched squealing wimp. Don't change your voice and try to act nice. Women like jerks and being treated like crap.

Some tips after you have her number:

1) Don't call a chick the night right after you exchange numbers.

Wait a couple nights until she starts to wonder what the hell is

taking you so long, then she might even call you. Your supposed to

be busy with other things to do.

2) Spend as little on your date if at all possible, make her pay for her

meals.

3) If she answers the cell phone while your on the date and takes

more than 5 seconds, you're outta there. Let her foot the bill. She

is supposed to be paying attention to YOU, not setting up another

date with some other guy.
man i wouldnt date that guy!!
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I second that. For those that want to be true player's ignore Cadman, here is the real deal. Trust me I tell it how it is.

1. Don't pretend your loaded. Most likely we will look at your shoes and realize that you are not. Money is not a must for a woman, we just need to know that you have the drive and ambition and that the money will come one day.

4. Women don't like jerks. Women don't like nice guys. Women want a guy with a backbone. After a while, jumping when I say jump bores me.



2. Pay for meals or the woman will not give you ass or even go out with you again!

3. What if she is talking to her mom?
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Quote:
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^ Hey juang have you been listening to the Professor?


First of all, guys under 30 shouldn't be doing anything other than

banging anything that moves...

Wait, scratch that...guys under 30 should be banging as many chicks

as humanly possible.

Just some random stuff that was percalating in my dome.

For when your at parties or at a club or a bar or whatever:

1)Women are attracted to $$$. Dress nice and act like your loaded.

Doesn't matter if you don't spend it on them, the fact that they

think they will get it make them go nuts and pay attention.

2) Act like your enjoying yourself and you are having an excellent time.

3) Lie, lie, lie about your job, school, (should be easy for Dreamie guys right?)

4) Lose the Mickey Mouse voice, women don't want some high pitched squealing wimp. Don't change your voice and try to act nice. Women like jerks and being treated like crap.

Some tips after you have her number:

1) Don't call a chick the night right after you exchange numbers.

Wait a couple nights until she starts to wonder what the hell is

taking you so long, then she might even call you. Your supposed to

be busy with other things to do.

2) Spend as little on your date if at all possible, make her pay for her

meals.


3) If she answers the cell phone while your on the date and takes

more than 5 seconds, you're outta there.
Let her foot the bill. She

is supposed to be paying attention to YOU, not setting up another

date with some other guy.
Well, no wonder you're single.
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01-18-2008, 03:07 AM
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I would like there to be a video camera on hand when somebody follows cadman's advice.

I'm with stars. And I'll add, who the hell is it that's going around telling guys not to call chicks until EXACTLY 56hrs22m36s after the initial number exchange? Total myth. Wait at least a day, though. I don't want to hear your mickey mouse voice right after I just got rid of you.
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I would like there to be a video camera on hand when somebody follows cadman's advice.

I'm with stars. And I'll add, who the hell is it that's going around telling guys not to call chicks until EXACTLY 56hrs22m36s after the initial number exchange? Total myth. Wait at least a day, though. I don't want to hear your mickey mouse voice right after I just got rid of you.
Yup. It is so funny. When their voice cracks. I usually don't answer if you call. Sorry I hate for a guy to know I like him so I am always unavailable.
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01-18-2008, 03:17 AM
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^^^LOl i want them to know what they are getting themselves into so im always a bitch upfront..in a super sexy way of course
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Act like your unavailable. You have other things to do, don't seem like your constantly hovering over the phone waiting for a call.

I had to quote juang

"This is a Player's Guide, not a "Guide on How to Start a good healthy relationship or the guide on How to Make the Girl of your Dreams like you, or the Guide on How to Get a Girlfriend" and so forth...

If you are looking for a "girlfriend", this is not for you. Strictly for booty calls and getting laid.

Women like being treated like crap, like it or not. Most, actually 95% of them will not admit it but its just the way it is. Look I just know its a proven method okay?

Girls, I'm not sure if you got the memo, but the whole "making the dude wait" doesn't work. If you don't put out, someone else will. Your not the only fish in the sea you know.

You guys are reading this like its advice on how to build relationships.

@MariaG. I am single by design. Whats the point of being in a "relationship" if you will cheat anyway?
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