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#21
10-10-2007, 10:19 PM
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hrvatica, you mean you don't want a sexy rexy grossman jersey?
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hrvatica, you mean you don't want a sexy rexy grossman jersey?

"Is that Berrian? I think he's triple-covered. You know what? Fuck it. I'm throwing it downfield.

Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I'm fucking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can't, I bet I'll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.

What's that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that. That's gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fucking football. You can't just expect wins to come to you. You can't massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You're a pussy. This ain't John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy's got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

Okay, I'm throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh shit. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fucking great to throw that shit. Tell me that wasn't one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I'm gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I'm gonna nail him right between the fucking eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.

This is Rex Grossman we're talking about here. We're talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I'm not just a gunslinger. I'm a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am fucking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I'll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I'm gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it's worth. It tells them I throw like I fuck. That's how we do things in the sexy business.

Tell me you're not turned on right now. I am."


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10-10-2007, 11:11 PM
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I want an iphone, a jaguar, a trip to hawaii, and $2,000,000.

But I guess I could settle for my tuition paid forever to any university and an apartment for myself.
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I want....



you to pick up that damn phone and call Reid.
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i want ..


to go (as in get accepted) to CAL soo baD it hurts = /


.. anyhow back to calling..

please do the same .
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haha rock steady and fldude... sexy rexy was never sexy to me, now he's just grossy grossman (ok i know it doesn't rhyme, but i couldn't think of anything better)... yeah i gave him the benefit of the doubt... but he just failed... miserably.
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you to pick up that damn phone and call Reid.
Yeah, but if I had an iphone, it would be so much better. jk I am calling
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A dl and a job. Oh yes and some pie.... cherry or apple would be great.
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lol, fldude.

I love how Rex was surprised when Lovie pulled him (as if he didn't know his ass was being benched).

I also love when people make phone calls. Let's keep 'em coming!
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f the monthly for the iPhone isnt that much..id want one

a Scion tC
a new bed
my own apartment :]
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