chatroom tonite

ill be there until 10:30 pm. be there or be square.

Where?

oh my, did i miss it. get a job juang or go read a book

books are for geeks. why would I read a book when you and I could be having a good time?

Aw c'mon people, anyone wanna chat with juang?



Anyone? Anyoooooone?

angeleno, are you going to act like one of those angry ex-girlfriends who tries to make the life of the guy impossible because she got dumped?

Don't flatter yourself there fatty boy. You just set yourself up for ridicule, that's all.

yeah right. everyone knows you had a crush on me.

and I'm going to stop responding to this thread...right now....no, now...no, now. Period.

Whats going on?

Had ?

Juangy, you’re the Chris Brown to my Rhianna. You see, not a day goes by when I don’t dream of licking the burrito-laden smegma off the seat of your salvage moped you call ‘manly bike’ with my snatch. Then, we usually start motorboating each other —you do my perky bubble butt and I do your C-cup man titties. And finally, we get on all fours and point our a-holes to the Eastern sky, thus giving birth to the summer solstice.

*bows and exits stage left*

FIN