Hugo Chavez (Venezuela) want us!

During a radio program Venezuelan president announced that he will be pleased to grant immediate citizenship to 10.000 dreamers in a period of one year if you are a college graduate.

Screw that. I'd rather live in Mexico.

No thanks,

I'd go back to Mexico

Mexico > Venezuela

ahahaa, I'm from Venezuela, No way im going back to that hell hole. anyways we need new threads detailing tips to moving to Canada, or Europe!!!! its either get hitched or be goneeeeeeeeeeee ~

Thanks Hewgo, but I don't like dictatorships, good old Mexico is always there to fall back on.

Well, at least someone wants us. You hear that anti-DREAM Act senators!!!

Before shooting down the idea, I think we should consider all the beautiful Venezuelan girls...

I can't speak Spanish.. Is Venezuela that bad?

Yes.

Hugo Chavez = best troll ever

LOLOL yeah let's all move there, guys!!

Screw that bullshit.
Also, with all those crazy hot Venezuelan girls I'd be even less likely to ever catch a husband. Le sigh.