Latest Senator Jeff flake's interview on immigration - Page 4

Originally Posted by Smooth

Dude, are you always so negative? I can just picture you with your friends.

Friend: I bought a car!!
You: It's fucking American; it won't last.

Friend: I bought a house!
You: It's a small ass two-bedroom house.

Friend: I am dating a girl with huge boobs.
You: She doesn't have an ass though.

God: Son, you made it to heaven.
You: I won't have booty no mo.' Fak

Dude, come on.

Originally Posted by BeeHive

Lmao good one.

Originally Posted by DogJuiceMan

Even on the internet people can figure out I have a higher appreciation for a woman's derrière.