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Forum: Other Topics 06-12-2011, 08:57 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 4,579
Posted By aguilan
Re: Canada: post what you know

Yeah, I know, because that's what happened to me.
Forum: Other Topics 06-11-2011, 09:16 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,592
Posted By aguilan
Re: Morons, Morons everywhere

Everyone in this thread is a fucking moron.

Me included.
Forum: Other Topics 06-11-2011, 09:08 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 4,579
Posted By aguilan
Re: Canada: post what you know

No, technically, you don't have to leave the US to apply to Canada, but you do have to apply to the Canadian Embassy in your country of legal residence, if I remember correctly.

Search for my...
Forum: Other Topics 06-10-2011, 08:47 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 6,080
Posted By aguilan
Re: Canadian Study permit approved

Suppressing my troll persona to say congratulations! I wish you the best of luck. I'm glad your reapplication was approved, and that your honesty was rewarded.

To everyone considering applying...
Forum: Other Topics 05-28-2011, 07:15 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 4,082
Posted By aguilan
Re: I'm Pregnant !!!

One of my friends threw me an abortion shower when I had my abortion. It was a blast. The drink of choice was bloody marys, we had steak cooked rare with our tomato soup, and dessert was red (can't...
Forum: Other Topics 02-19-2011, 12:36 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 3,226
Posted By aguilan
Re: What is the meaning of life?

That ain't Church's chicken. Not greasy or mutantly huge enough.
Forum: Other Topics 02-18-2011, 11:01 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 3,226
Posted By aguilan
Re: What is the meaning of life?

I am asking you to contemplate the chicken.

The chicken that crossed the road.

The chicken that crossed the road joke.

For that joke, cheap and cliched as it may be, encapsulates the...
Forum: Other Topics 02-16-2011, 03:31 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 3,226
Posted By aguilan
Re: What is the meaning of life?

Chicken.
Forum: The Lounge 02-10-2011, 11:05 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 3,248
Posted By aguilan
Re: Hows everyone doing now that it has been 2 months??

Aww, that sucks. I can't wear pretty shoes either because I walk everywhere, and I'm walking through mountainous terrain. Most of my flats now have holes in their soles. Now I'm wearing blush pink...
Forum: The Lounge 02-10-2011, 10:58 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 3,251
Posted By aguilan
Re: Livescan

I got an FBI background check done. Sent off my fingerprints, and three months later I received the clearance letter. It didn't say anything about my immigration status, just that they found no...
Forum: Other Topics 02-10-2011, 12:43 AM
Replies: 19
Poll: Illuminati
Views: 1,829
Posted By aguilan
Re: Illuminati

sexxxy
Forum: Other Topics 02-09-2011, 08:00 AM
Replies: 19
Poll: Illuminati
Views: 1,829
Posted By aguilan
Re: Illuminati

I am going to abduct you all and make you bear illegal lizard alien babies.
Forum: Other Topics 02-02-2011, 11:17 PM
Replies: 19
Poll: Illuminati
Views: 1,829
Posted By aguilan
Re: Illuminati

I'm a Reptoid and I founded the Illuminati.
Forum: Other Topics 01-17-2011, 10:00 AM
Replies: 227
Views: 51,481
Posted By aguilan
Re: Favorite SONG ...Right Now

lol, thanks for fixin' the tags. Herp derp.
Forum: The Lounge 01-17-2011, 05:27 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,434
Posted By aguilan
Re: 245i Question

Was your great-grandmother a USC or a PR? I've read a couple of cases on Carl Shusterman's website about deriving US citizenship from great-grandparents:...
Forum: The Lounge 01-17-2011, 01:25 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,434
Posted By aguilan
Re: 245i Question

I am not a lawyer but I would assume that no, you will not benefit from your grandmother's PR application, just based on the definition of derivative beneficiary (spouse and minor children of the...
Forum: The Lounge 01-16-2011, 11:15 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,268
Posted By aguilan
Re: So i sent an email to the white house that i'm getting suicidal...

Perfectly sound advice and far kinder than my suicide by horse suggestion.

I'd also like to add that some universities- at least in Texas- also offer mental health services and counseling for...
Forum: The Lounge 01-16-2011, 10:29 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,268
Posted By aguilan
Re: So i sent an email to the white house that i'm getting suicidal...

http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/Features/RioGrande/Images/rio_grande_350.jpg
Forum: The Lounge 01-16-2011, 09:51 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,268
Posted By aguilan
Re: So i sent an email to the white house that i'm getting suicidal...

You know, I was actually trying to be sympathetic towards you, because I have been extremely depressed and suicidal myself, for reasons that I won't elaborate about here. That's why I gave you those...
Forum: Other Topics 01-16-2011, 10:04 AM
Replies: 227
Views: 51,481
Posted By aguilan
Re: Favorite SONG ...Right Now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRkX1Up1vnc&ob=av2em
Forum: Other Topics 01-16-2011, 07:06 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,639
Posted By aguilan
Re: My whole life has been a LIE ! :c

Scorpios are supposed to be psychopaths.
Forum: The Lounge 01-16-2011, 07:03 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,334
Posted By aguilan
Re: I'm happy with what I have

Or make a hot toddy.

http://www.recipetips.com/images/recipe/beverages/hot_toddy.jpg

Mmm, hot toddy.

I am nowhere near happiness and I doubt I will ever get there. I'm grateful that I'm no...
Forum: The Lounge 01-16-2011, 03:44 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,268
Posted By aguilan
Re: So i sent an email to the white house that i'm getting suicidal...

You need a safe, supportive place to vent, but I'm sorry to say that you're in the wrong forum. Try this one instead: Depressionforums.org

I dislike spiels about how life is going to get better...
Forum: Other Topics 01-15-2011, 09:34 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,639
Posted By aguilan
Re: My whole life has been a LIE ! :c

Oh no someone introduced logic to something incompletely illogical and superstitious in the first place.

I still don't want any of my test tube babies to end up being a Libra when they could have...
Forum: Other Topics 01-15-2011, 01:48 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,639
Posted By aguilan
Re: My whole life has been a LIE ! :c

You're a Scorpio too? No wonder.

I don't want be a fucking Libra. That sign is so lame.
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