JOKES--read when you feel you need to laught a little - Page 3

An artist tried to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt for his model finally became irresistible. He threw down his palette, took her in his arms and kissed her. She pushed him away.

"Maybe your other models let you kiss them," she said: "But I'm not that kind!"

"Actually, I've never tried to kiss a model before," he protested.

"Really?" she said, softening: "Well, how many models have there been?"

"Four, so far," he replied: "A jug, two apples and a vase."

I swear I am not sexist but i think this is funny

Receta para fabricar un hombre:
8 ratas
4 cucarachas
3 perros
y un poquito de mierda....no mucha porque salen dos!

A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said: "You're beautiful." Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that, so she stayed by his side.

A few minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said: "You're cute!" The wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful," it was now "cute."

She said: "What happened to 'beautiful'?"

The man replied: "The drugs are wearing off!"

Lol :d:d:d:d